Super Stud

  Last time Honeydew got married to a naked Rowan--Mr. Bean.  This name still amuses me!

  Pomelo takes Shana out to show her the stars.

 

  How romantic (?!).

  Uh, Pomelo---I think that's a window, not a star.  

  Shana soon proves that she deserves to be a part of this insane household.

 

 

  Another burglar passout.  Really Honey?  He's over here so often---he's almost like one of the family.  One of the family that I would let Jackfruit drown...

  Jackfruit: *perks up*  Really?

 

  The radio wakes her up though, which makes her grumpy.  It also gives her the rudely awakened moodlet---she's always all kinds of unhappy whenever Kenny comes to call.

 

  Super stud--Mr. Bean--knows how to put her in a good mood though!

  Rowan: *grins*  It's my specy-ali-lty!

  Honey: Mmmmm, I'll say.

 

  I think Rowan has the superstud hidden trait--he is always dragging her off to woohoo, not that she protests, lol

  Super Stud has managed to put Honey into labor.

  Honey: Crap!  This hurts!  How come no one told me this hurts!

  It's always in the fine print...

   

  I won't bother with all the labor pics either.  You seen one---you seen them all, lol

  Honeydew gave birth to triplets--all three of which were girls.

 

  I'm going with a flower theme for this generation.  So welcome---

 
 Peony Bean, Orchid Bean, and Iris Bean.  I take each one into CAS and...nada.  *sigh*  Not one of them is heiress potential.  They are not even close.  

You know what that means?

  Rowan: *grins*  Super stud to the rescue!

  Not exactly what I was thinking---but that will do.

  Honey: Oh no!  That labor thing hurts!  I don't want any more kids!

  Rowan: I'll make it worth your while babe.

  Honey: *considers Rowan*  You're right, I'm game.  Let's go make some more babies!

  Morty would kill his son in law---only he was trapped, by a ghost cat.

  Morty:  Move cat!  I can't get off this bed because your ghostly presence is so massive and takes up the whole floor!

  Bob: *snores*

  

  Super stud makes points!

  Rowan: I'll have you know, I'm more than just a pretty face.

 

  Baby confirmation!!

  Honey: I'm pregnant!

  Rowan: Woohoo!  My swimmers get the job done.

 

Ruh roh...

 

Reflection dies.

 

  Of course Honey is scared to death...of Death.  She makes sure she not only changes her clothes, but that she also gets far away from where she last saw Death before passing out in the snow.

 

Kenny had been standing in the kitchen for several hours--fiendishly delighted over something.  So I wondered what happened to the cop---

  I think the cop forgot someone!  Ha!  Kenny wasn't so obliging this time, as to walk all the way up to the cop car without assistance.

 

  Overview--

 

  Since the family is in the middle of getting robbed---I cannot go into buy/build mode---to buy some cribs when Honey goes into labor.  Since all the cribs are in use---Honey goes outside and gives birth to triplet boys on the front porch.

  Good thing they don't have any neighbors!

  Sticking with my flower theme---I went with B names.  So, without further ado, welcome Bergamot bean, Bottlebrush Bean, and Bird of Paradise Bean, whom I nicknamed Bird.

  All PG fails.  

 

  Also--Honey's shadow is bald! O.o

  And that triggered a bunch of birthdays----

  Starting with Cherry. =(

 

  Peony (insane, diva)

 

 Orchid (insane, irresistible)

 

  and Iris (insane, overemotional)

 

  Ah yes, those 3 girls couldn't be further from being the heiresses if they tried!


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  Still no motive fails, the only one that passes out is Honey---and she passes out over anything.  *shakes head*

  This chapter pretty much catches me up, though I do have the game open.  I'm hoping that Honey's next baby is the heir/ess, but I am usually not that lucky, lol

  Thanks for reading! =)

  

Naked and Not Afraid

  Last time the torch was passed on to Honeydew, who promptly traveled to Dragon Valley in search of a victim husband.

  I'll spare you all the boring friendly/funny interaction spamming Honey had to do to get Rowan to agree to come over to her house.  I'll also spare you the boring interaction spamming it took to get Shana over as well.  ha!

  I was able to get both to move in without cheats---by then---everyone was exhausted so they all went to bed.  The next morning I sent Honey (still fighting the urge to write Cherry here, ha!) downstairs to get the ball rolling----only to find Rowan was ready and waiting...

  

 Well---ahem--so then---he appears to be on board with the program!

  I just...feathers?  I have no words...

  

 really...

  Honey: ?!

 
  

   Honey: Will you marry me and have as many kids with me as it takes until we get the perfect one?

  Rowan: Oh baby!  Sign me up!

 

 A few moments later and Rowan becomes Mr. Bean. lolololol  Sorry!  The game named him, not me!  I did drag him into CAS and gave him some proper clothes.  He didn't own even one pair of pants---the bottom half of him was naked in ALL his outfits.  Strangest thing.  I don't have male bits in my game---so it is just disturbing to see them walk around like that---

  However, his enthusiasm was duly noted, lol

  Once back at home----

 

 Honey: Can I go back to Dragon Valley?  This place is a disaster!!

 

   What in the world have you Beans been up to anyway?  Good grief---leave them by themselves for 3 days!  3 days!

Rowan takes the initiative---imagine that---and Morty!  I don't trust that look!

 

  Hahaha!  I love his super hero formal suit.  I can hear this convo in my head:

  Rowan: Honey!  Where is my supersuit?

  Honey: What?!

  Rowan: Where.  Is.  My.  Super.  Suit?

  Honey: I uh...put it away.

   Rowan: Where ?

  Honey:  Why do you need to know?

  Rowan: I NEED it.

  Honey: Nuh uh!  Don't you think about leaving to do some derrin' do!  We've been planning this dinner for months!

  Rowan: The public is in danger!

  Honey:  My evening's in danger!

  Rowan: You tell me where my suit is woman!  This is for the greater good!

  Honey: I am your wife!  I am the greatest good that you are ever gonna get!

  Rowan: *sighs*

  My brother is autistic---the Incredibles is one of his favorite movies---so I might have seen it once or twice or three million times, haha!

  Ahem--back to the Beans...where Durian shows off his manners.

 

  
   Apricot:  Hey!  I was here first!

  Durian:  You snooze you lose Sis.  She's unrelated and female---I get dibs!

  Actually---Pomelo found her first.

  Durian: Pomelo is not here.

  True enough. Not sure where he wandered off to.  

  Rowan managed to mooch some cake off of somebody---which is quite a feat---considering there has never been any cake in this house!

  Rowan: I am just amazing like that.

  Jackfruit: Rowan is annoying.  I really want to drown him.

  Celery: That's my cue to leave! *bails*

  No--you can't drown him in a pool, he's still needed.

  Rowan: *smugly*  See, I'm needed.

  Jackfruit: How about the Ocean?  Can I drown him in the Ocean?

  Same answer Jack.  No.

  Jackfruit: ...

 

 


  Celery has a birthday.

  

 Awkward place for a bowl.

 

  Baby confirmation!!

 

 


  Cherry: There, there, Morty, it's okay, she'll always be your little girl.

  Morty: *sniffs*

  Cherry: And we're about to be grandparents!  Isn't that exciting.

  Morty: Now I really want to kill him.

 Cherry!  You surprise me!  Now I know where Honey gets some of her ideas from--and it's not her father! lol   Morty's like---nuh uh, no way!  :P

   

  Pomelo remembered that he had a girl, lol

 

 
 Stupid Kenny (tiny figure in background snow).  Yes, he still comes once a day, or every other day, like clockwork.  I just don't bother taking pics of all of his visits anymore.

 

 I never realized before this pic just how Jackfruit's and Honeydew's coloring is so similar.

 

   Honeydew is about to pop.  As per the rules of the ISBI, I think it is, Honeydew was given the fertility treatment award.  *cringes*

  The calm before the baby storm.

 

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And next time there will be a baby to show off.  Will said baby qualify as an heir/ess?  Could I be that lucky?

  Thanks for reading!

Hello Honeydew; Goodbye Cherry

  Last time the Beans banded together and made such a mess of not being able to cook mac and cheese---I finally bought them a new stove.

 It was a pretty close thing (by 2 days!)---

 

   But we managed---and Cherry achieved her LTW.  Woot!  Woot!

 

 Yes, I am extremely bored of this too!!

 

  I gave him lizardy eyes quite a while ago---because he keeps slithering in!

  

  Honeydew of course, passes out multiple times.  The alarm wakes her, and she gets up and yells at it, and then passes out again.  I remember why I don't use some of these traits, lol

   Cherry's last acts as torch bearer----I bought a bunch of all in one bathrooms for her to upgrade to unbreakable.

 

 It's Honey's birthday, and Bob decides to die.

 

 Aaaaand...down she goes.

 

   The torch is passed as Honeydew ages up to a young adult.  Her traits are: insane, dislikes children, virtuoso, proper and coward.  She loves Digitunes music, egg rolls, and the color Spiceberry.  Her LTW is Living in the Lap of Luxury.  Well, I did say I was lazy and kept picking that LTW, lol

 

 A close up of her, just because.

 

   She looks a lot like her Daddy, which I love because you all know how much I adore Mortimer.  

  Now the perfect genetics challenge kicks in again---and I send her to Dragon Valley in search of a husband.  I had one in mind, but then decided against him, and I scoured the whole population, including homeless and NPCs. 

 And then I found him---he was a teen babysitter---so I aged him up to YA in CAS, gave him a makeover (his clothes were even worse than the ones I picked out for him, haha!).

  His name was Rowan (Something).  His traits are: Proper (just like Honey!), Kleptomaniac, Snob, Lucky, and then I randomized for the last one and he got Mooch.  

 

  

  I had been thinking of the purple dude behind her---but Rowan is much cuter, and I thought his green skin would go nicely with that bluish purple hair that the heir has to have.

 They greeted each other properly, so sweet!

 

  And this just sealed the deal.

 Hahahaha!  I haz a new victim, welcome to the challenge Rowan!

  Here is where I stretched things a bit---I brought along her brothers Pomelo and Jackfruit.  I figured if either of them made friends with a female, I would add her to the family too, just for kicks.  First come, first serve.

  Pomelo won that competition, and I added Shannon MacAnna to the family.  I've taken to calling her Shana, lol  Her traits are: brave, family oriented, genius, good, and friendly.  She loves Classical music, grilled cheese and the color white.  Her LTW is the DNA Profiler, which basically means she will never complete her LTW, lol  I used SP caste options to make sure she won't get pregnant.

  

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  Not to much to report---neither one of them brought much money into the household, basically, they brought zippo, lol  Rowan barely brought clothes with him---which we'll see next time---or not see as the case may be, haha! :P

  Thanks for reading! =)