Bad Cherry, Bad Honey

Last time we realized I am terrible at keeping track of my pictures...uh, yeah.  Also, the heiress became a teen!

  Honey shows that she is the perfect heir by building an igloo in the middle of winter, in her formal wear.

  

 Honey: It makes perfect sense, see *speaks madness*

  I see that you're certifiable, that's for sure.  It just so happens that is exactly what this challenge requires...

  Cantaloupe scares the crap out of Honey.

 

 


 Evil and mean spirited sims are such a joy to have around the house.  Now there are two of them scaring everybody all the time. *sigh*

  *cries*  Cherry!  No! No! No!  Bad Cherry!  

  Cherry: Morty and I decided we wanted one more!

 

   You are so getting fixed after that one---I can't believe I forgot to do that after you had Honeydew.  Baaah!

  And you Morty!  Don't you look pleased with yourself?  *grumbles*

 

 Morty: *is excited* We're going to have another baby!

  Yes...so it seems.  Absolutely, positively, not one more baby for you two---no one can leave this lot, remember?  Things are going to get a mite crowded around here!

 Durian contemplates what it means to be stuck on one lot for the rest of his life.

 

  Cherry gives Honey some motherly advice.

  Cherry: You can choose who you fall in love with, so pick someone who has lots of money, because we sure could use it.

  Honey: Money?!  What about love Mom?

  Cherry: Love doesn't pay the bills Honey, nor does it put food on the table.

  Honey: ?!

 

 Woohooooo!  Hot dog!  One of those seeds Cherry planted was a money tree, so long as she takes care of it, it's a good thing!!

 

 Cantaloupe hypnotizes herself.  *shakes head*

 

 Morty officially becomes an adult.

 

  He enters a rather lengthy midlife crisis---but on his own, he cannot complete even one of his wishes, lol

 

 Please tell me you didn't.

Honey: I didn't.

Liar!  Blast it!  There goes the kitchen!

  

   Ack!  Jackfruit!

 

  Luckily, he's smart for a sim---and heads straight for the shower, amazing!

  

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Let's see--fails---nope, not yet, unless one counts failure to cook as a fail.  *glares at Honeydew*

  I really did a horrible job with taking pics, lol  Somewhere a baby boy is born---named Celery.  Here is proof that he exists---

  

 

   I suppose that could be called a failure---fail to take pics, haha!  Usually I take a bajillion of them, I cannot imagine why I did not this time around...

 Thanks for reading! =)

Cherry needs an update!

It's been forever since I last posted a Cherry Bean update, so I don't even remember who, what or when, lol. XD  (I also think some pics are missing--but---I'll soldier on regardless!)

  The one thing I do remember is:

  Last time Cherry and Morty finally had an heir(ess) named Honeydew.

Moving on---Durian has a birthday 

  

  He grows up rather glum---his traits so far are: brooding, hopeless romantic, snob, and green thumb.  He likes western music, cookies, and blue.

Dorian:  *morosely* Wouldn't you be bummed if out of your whole family, only your little sister showed up to wish you a happy birthday?

  True enough---


  Jack takes a nap on the couch---which reminds me---I really should buy them some more beds...

  

*cue weird music*

  

 
  Avocado never speaks of that night, the family found him in the morning, half frozen, trying to get clean...

  Apricot has a birthday.

 

She is insane, technophobe (never knew how much I hated that trait until she got it. >.< ), genius, and handy.  She loves Epic music, pb and j sandwiches and the color sea foam.  She's also a pain in the butt---because she constantly, deliberately, breaking the television; 2 secs after I have Cherry fix it, and has the audacity to be proud of breaking it!!!  Grrr!!!

 

Cherry and Morty are still madly in love. <3

  

Jack's sense of humor is not appreciated.

  Jack: Boo!!!

  Cherry: *screams*

  Jack: *laughs hysterically*

  Cherry: Jack!  You nearly killed me, that's not funny!

  Jack: *keeps laughing*

  Cherry:  That's it!  You're grounded for the rest of your life!

  Jack: Whatever, I can't get away from this place anyway.

  Cherry: Arrrg!

 

Honeydew has a birthday.

  

  Honeydew is insane, coward, proper, and dislikes children.  She loves digitunes music, eggrolls, and the color spiceberry.

  Don't bother scrolling or looking at other chapters for her childhood---she is another casualty--in other words I either lost her toddler/childhood pics---or I forgot to take some.  Either is possible, lol  Whoops!


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No fails this chapter---I think! :P


Thanks for reading! =)

Cherry has an heir (finally!)

  Last time Cherry had four children, none of which were heir material, but the last one was the girl she had been wanting from the beginning.

  Sorry Cherry, there's no escaping your fate!

Cherry: *gazes longingly*  I could swim it.

Even if you could, the Kraken would get you, he guards the ocean for me.

Cherry: What's a kraken?

Just a gigantic Sea Monster that eats sims.

Cherry: Oh.

  Derp!  Bad age up picture.  This poor kid has issues!

  

And first fail---someone let the baby pass out on the floor.  

It's about here I realize my screenshots folder is in shambles.  I had gone through and deleted a bunch of pics, not realizing my game would decide to fill in the blanks with newer pics instead.  So all my newer pics are mixed in with older pics, across multiple saves---what mess---let's see what I can untangle from it!!

  Jackfruit becomes a teen.  His traits so far are insane, inappropriate, daredevil, and evil.

  

He proves his evil intentions right away, by stealing a lollipop from his younger sibling Avocado.  Who some where at some point, had a birthday, lol

  Avocado: *cries*

  Jack: Ummm, yummm.  This is the best lollipop I've ever had!

 

Avocado and Pomelo look very similar, but Pomelo is older, and...cuter, despite his derpier birthday picture.

   Morty: That is unacceptable behavior from a son of mine!  I'm going to teach him a lesson!  *yells*  Jack!  Downstairs.  Now.

  Jack: *grumbles*  Yes Dad.  What?!  What did I do?

  Morty: Look right here.

  Jack: Right there?  At that swirly thing?

  Morty: Yep, right there.

  Jack: This is stupid, why should I...ooooh.  Look at all the spinnies!  *is dazzled*

  Morty:Now act like a duck, while I take blackmail pictures.  If you ever steal from a baby again I will post them on the internet for the whole world to see!

  Jack: *flaps arms*  Quack!  Quack!  Quack!

  Morty: *laughs*

 

Cherry: *yells*  Morty!  What are you guys doing down there?

Morty: Nothing, just playing a game of duck, duck, Jack!  (badoom boom!  haha!  Bad pun, I know! haha!)

Cherry: Aren't you guys a little old for that game?

Morty: No, we changed up the rules a bit for older sims.

Cherry: Oh, okay.  Carry on!

Ah, Morty, not so sure about your methods, but they seem to have worked!

Morty: But of course!

Notice the lack of income---they still don't have paint on all of the walls!  Cherry---what do you think you are doing?

Cherry: Cooking waffles.

Yeah, the kitchen is downstairs.

Cherry: *wanders aimlessly*  I'll find it eventually!

No idea why she decided to stroll around the whole house with the waffle pan, before finally finding her way back to the kitchen to cook said waffles.  *shakes head*  Sims!

  There's no more appropriate place for a Bean to be born in than a garden!  Baby number 5 is a boy, Durian.   He's a snob, and a green thumb, go figure! lol :P

  

  Still not an heir though.  *sigh*  Here comes baby #6!  Another girl, named Apricot.  She's an insane genius.  

 

 

Still not an heiress.  *sigh*  Birthdays galore!

  Durian becomes a toddler.  See, he was so close!  He had the wrong color of eyes though, not that you can see that in this picture of him. XD

  

Avocado becomes a child.

  

Pomelo becomes a teen.  I think he turned out pretty cute.  Let's see, his traits so far are insane, dislikes children, and klepto.  Hey---I think he's missing a trait.  Maybe he'll get it when he becomes an adult.  I'm not even sure why he's missing one!

  

  *sigh*  I always forget to wait a few seconds before taking their picture---so they always look short in their bday pics, lol  

  Cantaloupe becomes a teen.  Another close one, but no dice!

  

Her traits so far: insane, virtuoso, ambitious, mean spirited  Yeah, yeah, some how she skipped her whole childhood in pictures.  It's called middle child syndrome!  Haha!

  Apricot becomes a toddler.

  

Morty: So, this is the one?

Yep, that's the one.

Morty: You don't even have a pic of Cherry giving birth to her!

I do...somewhere.  I think.  I'm pretty sure.  *shrugs*  Oh well, you've seen one sim's birth, you've seen them all.  The important thing is, we finally have an heiress! *throws confetti*  Yay!

  

  Welcome Honeydew!  Her traits are insane, and coward.  Oh dear, she's going to be afraid of everything and pass out over nothing.  *sighs again*  Oh well, at least we have an heiress!!!

  I'm aware she's wearing the same clothes as Apricot was, I was just too lazy to take her into CAS and change it, especially when they are not babies for very long at all.  It seemed like a waste of my efforts, lol


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So it only took Cherry 7 kids, where it took her mother 11, lol  Now that I have an heiress, it's time to really get working on Cherry's LTW, and save money for the future trip to find Honey a spouse,  I'm not sure which world we'll look in yet...but I have some time!

  Thanks for reading! =)

Cherry's Souvenirs

Last time, Cherry gathered up enough money to go to Sunset Valley.  She met Mortimer Goth (who mysteriously aged up to a young adult just in time to meet her) and despite herself, managed to somehow charm him long enough to get married to him.  

  Vacation time is over, and they got sent back home.  Spent the $15,000 upgrading their house, but ran out of money too quickly.  I'll have to add on as I'm able!

  

  Now back to Cherry and Morty; Cherry has discovered she brought a little souvenir home from her trip to Sunset Valley.

  

  
Cherry: *pats tummy*  I'm already pregnant with my heir.


*sigh*  We can only hope.

  Morty has the artistic trait, I am so glad that he loves to paint, the household can use all the money it can get, and since I am not controlling anyone other than Cherry, it makes it more challenging!

  Uh, Morty, what are you painting?

Morty: My impression of a forest.

  Oookay then...

 

 Then it's a bunch of Morty painting, Cherry gardening, very boring.  *hits fast forward*  Here comes baby number 1!  It's a boy!

  

 Cherry: A boy?!  I was hoping for a girl!

  Don't be too disappointed Cherry, you get try again, and maybe next time you'll have a girl.

Cherry: It's not the heir?

  Nope, Jackfruit is not heir material.

Jackfruit: *winks* 

I don't trust that wink, or his traits either.  He's insane and evil, not a good combo!

Baby#2!

  

They have another boy.

Cherry: *holds baby out*  You were supposed to be a girl.

  

  Even more than that, he was supposed to be an heir.

  Cherry: *frowns*  He's not the heir either.

  Nope, sorry.  

  Cherry: *sadly*  Too bad.  *brightens up*  This means I get to try for a girl again.

  Sure does.  Baby #2, Pomelo, he's insane and dislikes children.  Jackfruit ages up to a toddler, notice the beautiful heir looking hair (haha!), but his eye color was all wrong.*sigh*

  Jackfruit: *giggles evilly*

 

 Morty is still painting.

 

   Pomelo has a birthday.  

  

 
Cherry finally has her girl, Cantaloupe. She's ambitious and insane, another bad combo.  

  

Cherry: *hugs baby*  I have my little girl, and my heir!

  Well, hate to break it to you Cherry, but while you do finally have a girl, you still don't have an heir.

Cherry: I have to have another one?!

  Yep, you sure do.  

  A family picture of sorts:  Jackfruit in the crib, Pomelo on the floor, and Cantaloupe is in the other crib.  Morty is a good Dad, and helps out.

Jackfruit: *screams*  I want food now!  Feed me!  Feed me or die!! 


Pomelo: *sucks on bottle*


Cantaloupe: *cries*


 

 After Jackfruit has been fed, he has his birthday, by the nasty potty.  He gains the daredevil trait.

 

 Jackfruit:  Off with their heads!

Whose heads?

  Jackfruit: Anyone who opposes me of course!

  Oh, of course!  

Jackfruit: I have a plan to take over the world, I will be the Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy!

  Sorry to burst your bubble there Jack, but you'll never leave this house alive, let alone rule the world.

Jackfruit: What?!  What is this you say?  Heresy!   *waves sword around*

Um yeah, while he spins around in circles---kitties!  Somewhere in there Refrac and Reflec had 3 kittens, named Bob, Bobbi, and Bobette, haha!  I was so inspired when asked for names!  I have no idea which kitties are which in this picture---

  

Now what are you doing?

Jackfruit: Reading up on the contract, I will find a way to leave this house and rule the world!

 *shrugs*  Well, at least it keeps him out of trouble.

  

 Cantaloupe has a birthday---

  

  
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  Nothing too exciting happening.  Just a lot of boring skilling!  No pass outs, or peeing of themselves, so far, they're all doing a great job at keeping the negative points down, lol  

  Cherry's at 3 kids and still doesn't have an heir yet.  After Jelli's 11, I'm not getting too worried---yet. XD