Jelli is Full of Trouble

  Last time Jelli had her first Bean sprout, a little girl named Banana, who, unfortunately, was not heir material.  So Jelli had to try for another baby, and that is where things started to go wrong.  The island they were docked at was filled with glitches, so I moved them to another island.  The glitches followed there.  So I moved them again, and again...

  Jelli:  You are so childish!  All you do is play with toys all day, and leave me to do all the work!  And I'm pregnant!  I wish you would just grow up!

  Jaycen: *kicks at floor*

 

   
  Jelli:  Well, what do you have to say for yourself?

  Jaycen:  I think you're so sexy, especially when you're pregnant! *plants a kiss on Jelli*

 

  Jelli:  Oh, you sweet talker you.  *kisses Jaycen back*

 

*sigh*  Rinse and repeat, over and over.  Don't you two ever get tired of this cycle? 

  Jaycen: *heads for the bed*  Nope.

  Jelli: *follows Jaycen*  Nope.

  You two are impossible!

  Jelli:  Owwww!  I remember now, this part hurts!  Owwwww!

  Welcome baby #2, a boy, named Grape. I had this hope that each baby was the heir, so I kept giving them the insane, dislikes children traits. XD   *peeks in CAS*  Botheration, he's not heir material either. 

 

Jelli: *cringes*  Does that mean?

  Afraid so!

Jaycen: And then the robot came with his laser eyes and he shot Emmy.

Banana: *hugs doll tightly*  No Daddy!  NO!  Wobot not soot Emmy!

  I wish the robot could shoot Emmy---this doll is the source of evil glitches!

  

Jaycen:  You're in my way, would you hurry up?  I'm trying to put Grape in that crib right behind you!

  Jelli:  You jerk!  I'm in the middle of giving birth to your son!  Put Grape in the other crib, the one in the hallway?  I swear!  You are such a child! 

  Jelli has baby#3, a boy, named Kiwi, his traits are insane and dislikes children.  This will be a fun household!  *peeks in CAS*  Darn it!  Yet another heir fail! 

  Jelli: You've got to be kidding me!?

  Sorry Jelli---you'll have to have another one!

  

Banana ages up in the dirty toddler potty---lovely.  Due to Jelli's stellar parenting skills, Banana is given a positive trait.  She gains Genius.

  
Grape has a birthday---he doesn't look very Grape like!

  

  Kiwi ages up.

 

Darn it Jaycen!  Your genes are too potent!  All the kids keep getting too much of you, and not enough of Jelli!

  Jaycen: *preens* 

  That was not a compliment!

 Jacyen: Oh.

Baby #4 doesn't garner the same reaction, Jaycen is concerned with the water mess Jelli made on the floor when her water broke, and Banana thinks the all in one toilet needs to be cleaned.

  

Jelli's labor is interrupted by Grape's birthday.  Grape gains the hydrophobic trait, and he lives on a houseboat!  Ha!

  Jelli: Aaargh!  I'm in labor here, doesn't anyone care???

  Jelli has another girl, Watermelon, who has, you guessed it, the insane and dislikes children traits.  She's also not the heir.

  Jelli: *cries*

Kiwi ages up, I'm so disgruntled with the game, I don't even bother with the makeovers. XD  He gets the Heavy Sleeper trait.

  

Watermelon.  I'm really beginning to hate the color of Jaycen's hair!

  Jaycen: Hey!

 

Banana starts her awkward teen years.  She's the spitting image of her father, darn her eyes anyway!  She was so close!  Her traits are insane, dislikes children, clumsy, and  neat.  

 

Baby #5, boy, Papaya, insane, dislikes children.

  

  *cries with Jelli*  Not the heir either.

  Jaycen: Boo!

  Banana: *jumps and screams*  Dad!  That's not funny!

  I agree Jaycen, you could have killed your oldest child, scaring her like that in front of that big hole!

  

Grape's birthday.  He becomes a klepto.  I think he needs to steal some better clothes, because I can't be bothered to fix them.

  

Watermelon becomes a genius child.

Watermelon: That's right, between Banana and I, we could find a way to break the contract!

  Um yeah, good luck with that!

  

I'm so disgruntled, I didn't even get pics of Jelli giving birth to Mango, who has the insane and dislikes children traits, cause hope springs eternal! XD  I didn't even get a birthday age up pic, but look!  He has Jelli's eyes and Jaycen's hair color.  *hates Jaycen's hair color*

  Jaycen: Hey!

 

  Mango is the cutest out of the bunch so far, pity that he isn't the heir.  Oh well, back to the drawing board.

  Jelli: *sobs*  More!? 

  Sadly, yes.  Six kids and counting, not a single heir yet. Pffft.

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  Skipping through a lot of the gameplay, that's all boring anyway.  Jelli is constantly teaching a toddler something.  Now that there are teens, one would think that they would be helpful, but they are not.  I am way more efficient at baby/toddler needs than silly sims.  All they do is get in the way!

  Jelli seriously insults Jaycen all the time, and every single time after she insults him, he goes for a heat of the moment kiss.  I always expect Jelli to tell him off, she's angry enough with him, but she never does, lol  Jaycen likes to play with the kids, and sometimes will even feed them.  Most times he can be found playing with toys on the floor, and he makes a huge mess by pulling ALL of the toys out of the toy box.   If this wasn't an ISBI, I would so make him clean them up!

  So far---no fails, so that's good!