Jelli Gets Married

Last time, Jelli found her one true love, or at least she found a single, rich sim living in Lucky Palms.  She invited him back to her rental house, which is where we pick up...


  Once at the rental house, with a bed nearby, Jaycen drops all pretense, and allows Jelli to kiss him.

  Jelli: My first kiss!

  He didn't utter even one little protest when Jelli asked him to be her boyfriend.

  Jelli: *whispers stuff in Jaycen's ear*  Will you be my boyfriend?

  Jaycen: *distracted thinking about what Jelli whispered*  Hmm?  What?  Oh yeah, sure...

 

  Jelli: What the h*ll?  You have commitment issues?

  Jaycen: *horrified*  You're a hopeless romantic?

Unbelievable!  Jaycen has commitment issues, those sims are such a pita to get them to accept marriage proposals.  *checks travel timer*  Nope, not enough time to find another sim, he'll have to do.  The irony is killing me though, haha  Mr Commitment Issues himself is about to be challenged!

  Jaycen: Why do I hear laughter?  Who is laughing?  *looks at Jelli*  Are you laughing?

  Jelli: No, you're just hearing stuff again.  *pats shoulder*  That's okay, I still think you're hot.

  Jaycen: *preens*  I am quite a catch.  No one has snagged me yet!

  Okay Jelli---time to dazzle the man, unless you want to go home, all alone...

   Jelli: No way! *dazzles Jaycen*  Will you marry me?

  Jaycen: *is dazzled*  Okay, whatever you want Babe!

 

   Jelli: Will you marry me and come back to my private pleasure island?

  Jaycen: Oooh oooh!  I like the sound of that!  Yes!

  Sucker! 

  Jaycen:  *frets*  There's that crazy laughter again!

  Jelli: It'll all be clear, very soon now.  But forget all that, let's woohoo!  I need a baby. *grabs Jaycen's hand*

  Jaycen: *gasps*  A what?!

  Jelli: Nothing, just follow me to the bedroom!

  Jaycen: Now you're talking!

*black screen*  Waiting, waiting, are you two done yet?  Waiting, waiting, yay!  I heard chimes!  Let the game begin!!

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  Alrighty then---the Perfect Genetics challenge has been started!  So has the ISBI part, I am not controlling Jaycen at all, he will have to fend for himself.  I can't believe his traits though, lol   He's flirty, great kisser, vehicle enthusiast (well, at least he'll have a boat.  That kind of qualifies as a vehicle, right?), commitment issues, and childish.  Childish, well, this ought to be fun!

Jelli Finds Her Guy

Last time, Jelli was super lonely, and went around and talked to anything and everything.

  To continue...


  Jelli is super happy today.


Jelli: I'm going on vacation!

   Yep, you finally have enough money to afford a trip to Lucky Palms.  There ought to be a single rich sim living there.

  Jelli: Yeah whatever.  I'm going on vacation!


  

   Jelli: This place is amazing!  Do I have to go home?

  It is amazing, and cheap to rent.  Lucky Palms must be in a recession, I hope that doesn't bode ill for our search for a single rich sim!  And yes, you have to go home.

  Jelli: Darn.


*searches*  Let's see here...single...rich...oh!  I have spotted my victim!  Funny enough he's a bad guy in another story I write.

  Jelli: A bad guy?!  Wait a minute, don't I have a say in this?!


  No worries Jelli, he was only written that way.  I'm sure he's perfectly nice.  He is single and rich though---so off you go to meet him at the Park.

  Jelli: *grumbles*  The things I have to do...

   Jelli: Hi!  I'm Jelli!


  Jaycen: *flirtatiously*  Well, hello there.  I'm Jaycen, it's very nice to meet you Jelli.


  Haha!  You say that now!

  Jaycen: *looks around*  Who was that?

  Jelli: What was what?

  Jaycen: Nothing, let's get back to you, and me.

*is excited*  Woot!  I see hearts, and their signs are compatible, this ought to be easy to sucker him in!

  Jaycen: *suspiciously*  Why do I keep hearing a voice?

  Jelli: You're not crazy are you?!

  Jaycen: No...

  Jelli: Thank goodness!  I really want to kiss you now!

 

   Wow, Jelli, you sure are moving fast!  You might want to slow...wait!!!

  Jelli: It would break my heart to go home all alone!!  *kisses Jaycen*

 

 
   Jaycen: What the hell?  Do you think I'm easy or something?  I have standards!

  I tried to warn you Jelli, you didn't know him well enough yet...

  

 Jaycen: *panics* Why do I keep hearing a voice?

  Jelli: Just ignore it.  I'm so sorry Jaycen!  It's just that I'm new here, and so excited, that I forgot myself for a moment.  *bats eyelashes*  Forgive me please?  Pretty please?  Say you'll come home with me?

  Jaycen: Well...okay.

  *rubs hands gleefully*  Ah yes, come into our parlor...

Jelli Gets Lonely

  Last time Jelli discovered that she really should have read the fine print of that contract she signed, especially the part about having children until she gets one that matches her hair color and eye color.  

 Now that Jelli has spent some time by herself, she has discovered another thing...


  Jelli: I'm so lonely!  Oh so lonely!  Hello Mr. Fishy, how are you guys today?

  Um, Jelli...


  Jelli: Come here Mr. Fishies!  I won't eat you, I swear!  I just need someone to talk to!

  Oh Jelli!  Hello!  I really wouldn't talk to them, if I were you!

  

  Jelli: Why not?

In case you didn't notice, one of them is a shark, and he appears to be eating the others.  I bet he thinks he'd like to have you for dinner too...

  Jelli: *screams*  Shark!  Shark!  Why didn't you say so?  *runs back to shore*

  Well, I was trying to---now what are you doing?

  Jelli: Hello Mr. Garbage Can!  How are you today?  You should be feeling pretty full after I dumped all that rotting food into you.  Speaking of which, you really do need a shower.  Did you know I have a shower now?

 

  Jelli: Hello Mr. Newspaper.  I sure hope you have better news to give me today.  The last few days have been quite depressing!

 

*sigh*  


Jelli: Hello Mr. Door!  You look quite strong today, I am so very thankful that you kept last night's storm outside!  I sure hope we can be friends, I really need someone I could lean on!

 

  And, no, she's not done yet---

 Jelli: Mr. Sleeping Bag!  No getting frisky tonight, you hear?  I only want to sleep, I am so exhausted!

 

  Don't worry Jelli!  Project Husband is next on our list! 

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  I learned that if a sim gets lonely enough, they will talk to anything.  I cannot direct her to do so, but she can do it autonomously.  I'm not sure if that's because of her brooding trait, her social butterfly trait, or just because she was in the super red for social need, lol 

Jelli's Heartbreak

  Last time, we were flooded with unwelcome visitors who did not heed the no trespassing warning signs and so they were totally annihilated from existence.  With that little problem sorted out...


  Jell: *yawns*  Ooooh, ouch!  My back!  I think I just felt something pop!  This floor doesn't work for me, I need a bed!

  Sorry, you'll have to suffer a little longer with the sleeping bag, hey at least you don't have to pass out before getting any rest!

  Jelli: *whines* How much longer?

  Well, first you have to buy a shower before your hygiene tanks your mood.  Then we'll buy you an easel and you can paint.  Painting gives money a little quicker than fishing.  Then, now are you listening Jelli?  Here's the important part!

  Jelli: Hmm?  Wha?  Yeah, yeah, I'm listening.  Of course I'm listening.

  I've read and re-read the rules, and nowhere does it say you can't marry a rich sim!  It says no money cheats (which I consider to be cheats like motherlode), and you have to travel to secure a spouse.  So, the solution is simple, you travel to a world and marry a rich sim, and drag him back to start on the Perfect Genetics part of this challenge.

  Jelli: *frowns*  What does that entail again?

  You didn't read the fine print did you? *sigh*  That means you have to have kids until you produce one with the same hair and eye color as yourself.

  Jelli: *blink...blink*  What?

 

   *repeats* That means you have to have kids until you produce one with the same hair and eye color as yourself.

  Jelli: *cries*  Nooooooo!  Not that!  I dislike kids!  Oh the horror!  Whose cruel joke is this?  It''s not funny!  *freaks then hyperventilates*  Can I back out?


  Pfff, you're not going to let a little thing like children scare you off now are you?

 Jelli: Yes!  The little monsters!  They'll suck the life out of me!  Where's the escape clause?

  No, no escape clause, remember?  Non-negotiable, iron clad, ten generations, is any of this ringing a bell?

  Jelli: *moans*  I'm doomed.

  You are not doomed, think positively.  If the plan goes on without a hitch, you'll be rich, and you can buy whatever your heart desires to drown out your sorrows...er, well, make you feel better.  Now, where are you going?

  Jelli: To ponder my doom.

    Oh brother!
  

Power of the Gravestone

  Last time Jelli learned how to fish, and we discovered it is not a very lucrative living, at least not for a beginner...


  ...and hey?  Who are these people?  Hey, you people!  You can't be here!  This is a deserted island!

Person1: It's the only land around, and I was drawn by the power of the gravestone!

  Gravestone?  What gravestone?


  

  Person1: Oh, it's just so sad! *blubbers*

  Person2&3: *cries*

  What the heck?  You guys came out of nowhere to mourn some unknown grave?  And hey!  Dude in the boat!  Shoo!  Get out of here!  This is a D-E-S-E-R-T-E-D island!!  Meaning no sims other than Jelli!  You guys better scram before I get out the club. (Otherwise known as MasterController)

  

  Person1: I have no where to go! *cries more*

  Oh for Pete's sake---oh no you don't Jelli---you can't talk to these people!  Back to fishing you go!  You need money for a shower, and that 6 bucks you've earned is not going to buy one!  Now--wait a moment here!  This is ridiculous!  Who ordered the tourists?

  

  Person1: Flipper dude is in my way!  Get out the way Flipper dude!

  Paparazzi Lady: Haha!  You look stupid in those flippers!  I'm going to write that in tomorrow's paper!

  Okay!  That's it!  *enters build mode, buys supercheap $1 computer*  I need access to the mod menus!  First up Register, and now MasterController.  Good bye everyone, not that you aren't weren't entertaining or anything, and any other legacy you might have found yourselves married into the family. But...according to the Midnight Challenge rules, this is a no no.  So--- *Hits TA button*  

  *bloop!  bloop!  bloop!*

  The island is all quiet again.

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  Just how many NPCs could fit on a small island I wonder?  Well, I wasn't about to find out.  More and more of them buggers were showing up, lol :P  Jelli isn't going to use that computer, it's only so I can get to the NRaas menus.  

Jelli Goes Fishing

  Last time we met Jelli, discovered her unfortunate taste in clothes...

  Jelli: *interrupts*  Hey!  I'm ahead of the fashion curve!


Um yeah.  Like I was saying, unfortunate taste in clothes, she signed a non-negotiable contract that binds her and her heirs (to the 10th generation) to a life of hell, er I mean adventure, and she has a square box to live in, complete with fridge, toilet and sleeping bag.  

  Let's resume...


  Jelli, you might catch more fish if you fished away from the land.

   Jelli: Pfft.  I know what I'm doing.  I figured out this here pole thing didn't I? 
  

  Okay...we'll go with that.  While you fish I'm going to re-read all those rules again--particularly the ones about money and spouses...

  *reads*

  Jelli: *fishes*  Oh look I caught one!  Oh all ye of little faith!  I caught one!

   It's a good thing that you don't eat a lot.

  Jelli: Oh you are a cute little fishy, aren't you?  You poor little thing, I couldn't possibly eat such a cute little fishy!

 

 
  Jelli: We should set him free!  Free the Fishy!

  No can do!  You need money remember?  If you won't eat it, then we'll sell it.

  Jelli: Oh, the poor little fishy.  He wants to go home.

  I thought you wanted a shower?

  Jelli: Good point.  Good bye Fishy!

 *drag and drop*  6 bucks?  That's it?  Well, this is going to take a while.  I think we need a better plan...

Meet Jelli Bean

  Jelli:  Ha, he said I couldn't do this.  He said I had as much common sense as I have fashion sense, and that I would fail within the first year.  Well, in your face Travis, I'm doing this thing!

 
  You do realize you signed a non-negotiable contract, one that pertains to the next ten generations.  So your descendants will have to live with your decision long after you are gone...


  Jelli: Pffff.  Whatever.  I'll show Mr. Smarty Pants that I am capable of doing anything I set my mind to. *thinks*  I'm sure my descendants can handle one little challenge.

  Actually, it's more than just one, remember?  It's the Midnight Sun Challenge, combined with the Perfect Genetics Challenge, and a possible I'm Surrounded By Idiots Challenge.  That's three challenges.  Are you crazy?


  Jelli: Yes, actually, I'm quite insane. 


  Oh yeah, that was one of the requirements for the ISBI.  


  Jelli: *nods* Exactly.

  I'm obviously crazy too, how in the world will I be able to deal with all those sims, if I can't move them out?  Oh yeah, that's right, I'm not going to.  They have to fend for themselves.  No school here, so I figure I'll give them 5 pts. (if I even remember to keep track of them!) if they gain a skill, instead of getting on the honor roll.

  Are we ready for this?!

Jelli: Let's do this!  I can totally do...hey!  Where's the house?

  Yeah, about that.  The good news, you have $3000 to build something.  The bad news, you only have $3000 to build something.  Oh, and I suck at building houseboats.  So that's 2 for 1 there...

  Jelli: *wails* 


  *build time*

  Ala Peanut butter sandwiches...

  One square building later

  Jelli: That's it?

  Jelli: There's no paint!

  Ran out of money.  Hey, at least it's enclosed, so you won't set yourself on fire in the sunshine.  I even gave you a toilet, fridge, and a sleeping bag.  You're all set.

Jelli:  You're kidding right?  *gets hysterical*  Right?!

  No time for freaking out!  You still have to catch your dinner!   You better find your fishing pole.

Jelli: Hmmm.  This just might be a little harder than I thought.

 
 You think?

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  Jelli is my founder.  Her traits are: Dislikes Children (required by perfect genetics challenge), insane (required by ISBI challenge), Brooding, Social Butterfly, and Hopeless Romantic.  The last 3 were randomized, according to the rules of the perfect genetics challenge.  I think my game was just being mean, make her a social butterfly, a hopeless romantic, and she's on a deserted island, not allowed to talk to anyone.  At least she can brood about it!  Haha!

  For the perfect genetics, the heir has to have the hair color and eye color of Jelli.  Skin color would be a bonus, but I'm not going to require it, because...this island is small!!  lol